ok but can u even imagine the bus after they realized they left zachary sayle behind. they left one of the principal actors in their show behind. can u imagine the collective “oh shit” that probably happened. can u imagine. im laughing so hard this is the best thing that ever happened.
selections from my grandfather’s vintage playbill collection - “Ten Commandments for Playwrights”, Playbill, January 1976
"Thou shalt not steal the shekels of thine audience with a play which doth not let them know what the hell goeth on." - Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee, Actual Famous Playwrights And Giant Dorks
But the real question is, how did they realize they had left him? Was someone telling a story when they said “Zachary isn’t that funny! Zachary? Where are you? GUYS” or was there like a sudden epiphany from everyone on the bus that someone was missing or did Zachary just send out a mass text “FIRST THE REFUGE NOW THIS”
Jimmy and Andy Samberg test their movie knowledge in ‘5-Second Summaries’!
o my fucking lord
Sherlock Holmes: The Musical
Tumblr and Puns
I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special
Winter is coming.
JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE
god help us
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously
#hector throws a ball directly at achilles who is momentarily distracted by agamemnon talking shit about him#and as he moves to confront agamemnon the ball shoots past him and his patroclus right in the face#patrcolus falls to the ground in slow motion as achilles watches in horror#MMMM WHATCHA SAYYY (via)
Classic Disney Week:
Roger and Anita